Sunday, October 5, 2008
SOME OTHER JOKES HERE!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted theDJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means AhCheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs andtold them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry andkicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had tointervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with AhBengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided toapply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks fora while and said, "Well, I would need to discuss your application withmy wife."
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wifesaid, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnamesbeginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, "What is your new name then?" On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Lee)
