Sunday, October 5, 2008
more jokes here~!
warning : the language might be quite violent.
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??'
..Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
'I am your Doctor.
Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts....
Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right nothing left in it'
YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
A lady tells her Man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: 'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?'
Boss said to Secretary
Boss said to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for aweek, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don'thave class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa (the boss) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work,we cancelled our trip.
Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES...
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